The Parasite Eviction · 1:1
Drop 10 lbs in 30 days
and be inflammation free, with more energy, clean guts and a clear head.
Individual results vary.
Eating less and moving more hasn't touched it, because the weight was never the whole problem. The inflammation is, and so is what's feeding it.
Many of your symptoms, like fatigue, mood swings, digestive troubles, insomnia, hormonal imbalance, and those intense sugar cravings, aren't actually yours. They’re from the squatters living rent free in your body.
This is a fully customized 1:1 intensive, rooted in the Five Elements of Chinese medicine, with daily expert support. It's not a protocol you run alone.
Before
“Heavy and hurting daily”
- Severe headaches & body aches
- Horrific menstrual cycles
- Digestive issues
- Allergies, sinus drainage & nosebleeds outdoors
After
“So much better & lighter”
- Lost weight (inflammation) on the cleanse
- No more headaches or body aches
- “My menstrual cycle is a breeze!”
- Clearer thoughts & so much more energy
“Before I met Briana, my body felt broken… I was feeling heavy and hurting daily. I was very hesitant at first to do the cleanse, but Briana explained to me in details and was there for me daily. Now I feel so much better & lighter. I went down a whole pant and shirt size and lost 10 lbs while on the cleanse. I don’t have headaches or body aches. My thoughts are clearer & I have so much more energy.”
Why Eating Less Isn't Working
Most people think eating less and exercising more will drop the weight and the inflammation. It won't, and here's why.
Inflammation is your body responding to something it's fighting. When that fight never ends, your body holds on: the puffiness, the bloating, the swelling, and the weight that won't move no matter how little you eat. Brain fog, digestive issues and hormonal swings usually come along with it.
Hormonal disharmony. Food choices that aren't aligned with your constitution. Nutrition, lifestyle habits, stress and your own health history. Every body has its own mix, which is why one diet never works for everyone.
Parasites take what's supposed to go to your healing. Hookworms feed on blood and can leave you low in iron. The fish tapeworm can take up your B12 before you absorb it. Liver flukes settle into the bile ducts, can live there for decades, and over time can congest the flow of bile you need to digest fat.
Cleaning house matters. You want to be feeding yourself, not your squatters. Like a cluttered house that never gets cleaned, you can keep wiping the counters, or you can finally clear it out.
You can work on the inflammation on its own if you want, but it's rarely life-changing until you clear your guts. When your gut is cleared of what's been feeding off it, your body finally has a real chance to bring the inflammation down. Stop treating the symptoms and start treating the root cause.
Parasite facts: CDC; World Health Organization.
Why the Symptoms Keep Coming Back
What happens to a house nobody ever cleans out.
Imagine everything you have ever owned is still inside the house you live in. Everything your parents and your grandparents handed down is in there too. Nothing sorted, nothing tossed, and you just keep adding. What does that house look like by now?
I grew up in that house. My stepmother designed it herself, from the floor plans all the way through the finishing work, and it was beautiful once. She worked so hard, and it was an inspiration to watch her raise it piece by piece. I was so proud of her. She was so proud of herself.
She was diagnosed with Parkinson's when I was sixteen. As her health declined, the inside of the house began to mirror what was happening inside her, and then the outside did too. Eventually the vermin moved in, and not just one kind. Mice, rats, bugs, cockroaches, all the way to mold.
In the beginning I would clean the kitchen and it would be buried again within hours, because I was chasing her symptoms and not the reason they kept coming back. Eventually I stopped going. I had a baby by then, and it was not safe to bring her. It is one of the saddest stories of my life.
Nothing gets sorted, so nothing leaves. Old food, old stress, old grief, all still in the house and still taking up room. Dust settles. The beauty underneath disappears under the weight.
Vermin don't cause the mess, they answer it. Parasites work the same way, thriving in the stagnation, the dampness, and the decay… in your blood, your guts, and your tissues.
Fatigue, bloating, rashes, headaches, anxiety, cravings, stacking up like junk mail. You can chase each one and diffuse oils over the stench, but the piles underneath are still rotting.
That house didn't need another sweep of the countertops. It needed a purge, done in the right order. The Parasite Eviction is built to do exactly that: gut first, timing second, cleanse third.
Why Order of Operations Matters
Built this after watching a cleanse go sideways.
A client came to me mid-crisis. She was partway through a parasite cleanse she'd found on her own, a genuinely good protocol. Now she was vomiting up parasites, scared, and stuck on what to do next.
We paused the cleanse. Gathered her body's information. Found deeper patterns that needed attention first. Her body wasn't ready for that cleanse yet, not because cleansing was wrong for her, but because the order was off.
That decision changed her outcome. Months later, once her foundation was actually in place, she did another parasite cleanse. This time gently, effectively, no crisis. That experience is exactly why The Parasite Eviction exists as its own structured, 1:1 process: so the order of operations gets handled before the cleanse, not during it.
Most people carry parasites. Few have checked whether their body is ready to clear them.How the 12 Weeks Break Down
Three phases. Order of operations in place. Customized for your 5 element pattern.
Before you freak out: this is not a 12-week detox where I lock you in a cell and you can't eat for twelve weeks, or that you just live on grass and juice. That's not what this is.
Open your drainage first
A big problem I see in parasite cleanses is people doing them without their drainage and elimination pathways open.
So before we even start, we make sure yours are, so what we clear doesn't recirculate and cause cleansing reactions or a host of other issues. This part is important and takes a few weeks to integrate.
Two calls map your terrain: intake, your full 1:1 Five Element Analysis, and a personalized food protocol built from your Element pattern and Eastern nutrition.
30 to 45 days to clean and clear
This is the active cleansing phase: 30 to 45 days of reset to clean and clear your guts out. Guided herbal cleansing with your own Telegram feed, a private line just for your cleanse, open daily at designated times for real-time adjustments. Dose, food, and pace shift as your body responds, and the cleanse runs 30 to 45 days depending on what your terrain asks for. A mid-cleanse call partway through takes stock properly, rather than leaving the whole stretch to messages. Your herbs and supplements are chosen for your pattern rather than pulled off a shelf, and you order them direct from the apothecary. Herbs and supplemental support usually run $100–$300, depending on what your body needs.
Land it, don't just finish it
Before I let you out in the wild, you get integration time after the draining and cleansing.
We build a healthy gut biome that supports a lifestyle that takes root, so you're not back doing another cleanse in six weeks.
A gut that healthy is a far less welcoming place for parasites. One exit call to check in, stabilize digestion, mood and energy, and close out your Element-specific protocol.
I'm going to show you what to eat and how to take care of your body, not just for the short term, but for life. The things we all should have learned as kids, so fatigue, mood swings, digestive issues and not being able to poop for a week stop running your life. We're going to get you in the best internal shape of your life. That's why it's twelve weeks of full support: so this becomes your lifestyle, instead of a trendy detox you saw on TikTok.
2 calls to map your terrain & food choices: intake, your full Five Element Analysis, and a food protocol built from your Element pattern & Eastern nutrition
2 more calls: a mid-cleanse check-in while you are in it, and a dedicated exit call during integration
Real-time course correction, not a fixed script
24+ years of clinical Five Element mapping behind every pattern presentation
Your own Telegram feed, included. A private daily line between you and me, open at designated times, for all twelve weeks. It's where your protocol actually gets adjusted in real time.
The furry coating across the center is already thinning, before the cleanse itself even begins. In her words: “I feel lighter in my body, not necessarily weight loss, but I don't feel so grossly bloated.” Mapping your terrain first isn't a formality; it's where the shift starts.
What Changes
This is what a properly-ordered cleanse looks like.
Day 6
Pooped again today! 7:12 AM
Is this day 6? How’s the body feeling with that? Is this the first time you’ve ever pooped this many days in a row? Lolol. I love our conversations7:20 AM
Did your relatives notice a difference in your glow?7:21 AM
We talk some shit huh?!!? Probably so… other than a stomach bug in my early 20’s. It may or may not have started with 🦐
They did! Everyone was telling me how good I looked.8:05 AM
Haha. Shits from shrimp. And Yayyyy. Happy dancing! 8:09 AM
After the cleanse
Several family members were asking how my cleanse went… I told them that I loved it and that they should think about doing it! I told them that I had the best of the BEST!!!! 6:48 PM
Ohhhhhh yay. That’s awesome. If they ever want, I can do a group cleanse with them.7:02 PM
"My bloating went completely away. My energy increased along with my positive attitude. I'm aware of what challenges my body, how to handle pain in my body, and solutions I couldn't find elsewhere."
"The bloating's gone, my energy's steadier, and I finally know how to eat for my constitution. My husband saw his gout inflammation drop dramatically doing the same process."
Twelve weeks from now, this could be behind you.
Not managed. Not chased symptom by symptom. Handled in the right order, with an expert watching your terrain the whole way through.
Before You Decide
The questions I get asked most.
No. The routes are ordinary and they are everywhere: pets, undercooked meat and fish, unwashed produce, soil, daycares, travel. You don't need a passport stamp to pick something up. It is more common here than people think, mostly because almost nobody is looking for it.
Not necessarily. Some species are built to go unnoticed, and certain liver flukes can live in a human host for decades. What you notice instead gets filed under something else: fatigue, bloating, skin, mood, sleep that never quite restores you.
It is four calls across twelve weeks and messages in between, not a second job. Your food protocol gets built around what you eat and how you cook, not an ideal week nobody has. The Telegram feed exists so you are not sitting on a question until the next appointment. What it does ask is consistency with your herbs and a few changes you hold for the twelve weeks. There will be days you will want to stay close to home and close to a toilet, and we map those around your schedule before they arrive. If you can take something at the same time each day, you can do this.
Because most of them sell one protocol to everybody. Order of operations is the entire difference. Clear too hard before your drainage is open and what gets stirred up doesn't leave, it recirculates, and you feel worse than when you started. The protocol was never the hard part. Knowing whether you are ready for it is.
And no, you can't get rid of all of them. Anyone promising that is selling you something: parasites have been here as long as life has. The goal is your terrain. Make the place inhospitable enough that most of the squatters move out, and your body can hold the line without you.
Order of Operations
This isn't for everyone, and I'll tell you if it isn't for you.
A cleanse stirs things up. That is the point, and it is also why the wrong timing makes people worse instead of better. I would rather turn you away than take your money for the wrong first step.
Pregnant or nursing. In the middle of an acute illness or a health crisis. Managing a diagnosed condition actively with your physician, or taking several prescriptions, where herbs need their involvement, not mine alone.
Your symptoms are loud and nothing foundational has been done yet. Cleansing works better as a later step inside a longer container. That is usually 1:1 groundwork or UNSCRIPTED first, then this.
Your intake tells us which of these you are. If you are not ready, I will say so and point you at the right first step. That isn't a lost sale. It is the whole method.
Before We Talk About Cost
Add up last year.
The copays. The specialist who said your labs were normal. The supplements that sounded right and did nothing. The probiotics. The foods you cut out for months on somebody else's say-so. The second opinion. Most people have already spent more than this program costs, in pieces small enough that nobody ever added them up.
Now do it per year. Managing something chronic runs into thousands annually for most people, even with insurance, and it does not stop at the end of the year. It renews. Ten years of copays, refills and appointments is a number most people have never once sat down and totalled.
The difference isn't the money. It's that none of it was ever aimed at the same thing twice.
The Investment
One practitioner. Twelve weeks. Your body specifically.
- Four private 1:1 sessions✓
- Your full Five Element Analysis and personalized food protocol✓
- An element-specific cleanse protocol, adjusted in real time✓
- Bonus Twelve weeks of daily Telegram accessMy Natural Health Hotline is $1,297 for seven days.✓
- Valued at~$3,800
for the full 1:1 container: prep, cleanse, integration, and every call in between.
Your herbs and supplemental support are ordered direct from the apothecary and usually run $100–$300, depending on what your body needs. Both links open my booking page to lock in your spot.
Not sure a cleanse is your first step?
If you've got long-standing patterns like cycles, skin, mood, or digestion that haven't budged no matter what you've tried, cleansing might work better as a later step inside a longer container, not the opener. That's exactly why The Parasite Eviction is also built in as a bonus inside UNSCRIPTED, my personally customized 1:1 immersion. Book a Tongue Mapping Session and we'll figure out the right order together.
Your Practitioner
Briana Sabaj, LAc, MSTOM
24+ years in Chinese medicine and Five Element theory, in practice since 2002. I ran a brick-and-mortar clinic for 17 years before moving the work online, and now practice as a Chinese Medicine Practitioner and Mentor. The Parasite Eviction comes directly out of that clinical experience, including watching what happens when a good cleanse gets started in the wrong order. That's the terrain I help you map before anything else begins.
Ready When You Are
Your gut has squatters. Let's evict them in the proper order.
$1,497 · 12 weeks · 1:1. Pay in full or use the payment plan, same calls, same access either way.
Questions first? hello@livebytheearth.com
The Parasite Eviction is an educational and supportive Chinese medicine program, not a substitute for medical diagnosis or treatment. If you're pregnant, nursing, taking prescription medication, or managing a diagnosed condition, check with your physician before beginning any cleanse protocol. Individual results vary.