1:1 · 8-Week Cleanse
The Parasite Eviction
Clean guts, clear head. Get rid of the physical and emotional squatters that live rent free in your body.
Some of your symptoms, like cravings, fatigue, and mood swings, aren't actually yours. The Parasite Eviction is built for wellness rebels who want a fully customized, 1:1 parasite cleanse without going to extremes. High-touch, eyes-on-you strategies rooted in the Five Elements of Chinese medicine.
Why the Symptoms Keep Coming Back
What happens to a house nobody ever cleans out.
Imagine everything you have ever owned is still inside the house you live in. Everything your parents and your grandparents handed down is in there too. Nothing sorted, nothing tossed, and you just keep adding. What does that house look like by now?
I grew up in that house. My stepmother was diagnosed with Parkinson's when I was sixteen, and as her health declined the house started to mirror what was happening inside her. She had designed it herself, from the ground up, and it was beautiful once. Eventually the vermin moved in. Literally. I would go clean the kitchen and it would be buried again in a few hours, because I was chasing her symptoms and not the reason they kept coming back.
Nothing gets sorted, so nothing leaves. Old food, old stress, old grief, all still in the house and still taking up room. Dust settles. The beauty underneath disappears under the weight.
Vermin don't cause the mess, they answer it. Parasites work the same way, thriving in the stagnation, the dampness, and the decay… in your blood, your guts, and your tissues.
Fatigue, bloating, rashes, headaches, anxiety, cravings, stacking up like junk mail. You can chase each one and diffuse oils over the stench, but the piles underneath are still rotting.
That house didn't need another sweep of the countertops. It needed a purge, done in the right order. The Parasite Eviction is built to do exactly that: gut first, timing second, cleanse third.
Why Order of Operations Matters
I built this after watching a cleanse go sideways.
A client came to me mid-crisis. She was partway through a parasite cleanse she'd found on her own, a genuinely good protocol. Now she was vomiting up parasites, scared, and stuck on what to do next.
We paused the cleanse. Gathered her body's information. Found deeper patterns that needed attention first. Her body wasn't ready for that cleanse yet, not because cleansing was wrong for her, but because the order was off.
That decision changed her outcome. Months later, once her foundation was actually in place, she did another parasite cleanse. This time gently, effectively, no crisis. That experience is exactly why The Parasite Eviction exists as its own structured, 1:1 process: so the order of operations gets handled before the cleanse, not during it.
Most people carry parasites. Few have checked whether their body is ready to clear them.How the 8 Weeks Break Down
Three phases. Order of operations in place. Customized for your 5 element pattern.
Map your terrain first
Two calls to map your terrain and your food choices: intake, your full 1:1 Five Element Analysis, and a personalized food protocol built from your Element pattern and Eastern nutrition.
Four weeks, eyes-on-you
Guided herbal cleansing with your own Telegram feed, a private line just for your cleanse, open daily at designated times for real-time adjustments. Dose, diet, and pace shift as your body responds.
Land it, don't just finish it
One exit call to check in, stabilize digestion, mood, and energy, and close out your Element-specific protocol.
2 calls to map your terrain & food choices: intake, your full Five Element Analysis, and a food protocol built from your Element pattern & Eastern nutrition
1 exit call, a dedicated check-in during integration
Real-time course correction, not a fixed script
24+ years of clinical Five Element mapping behind every pattern presentation
Your own Telegram feed, included. A private daily line between you and me, open at designated times, for all eight weeks. It's where your protocol actually gets adjusted in real time.
The furry coating across the center is already thinning, before the cleanse itself even begins. In her words: “I feel lighter in my body, not necessarily weight loss, but I don't feel so grossly bloated.” Mapping your terrain first isn't a formality; it's where the shift starts.
What Changes
This is what a properly-ordered cleanse looks like.
"My bloating went completely away. My energy increased along with my positive attitude. I'm aware of what challenges my body, how to handle pain in my body, and solutions I couldn't find elsewhere."
"The bloating's gone, my energy's steadier, and I finally know how to eat for my constitution. My husband saw his gout inflammation drop dramatically doing the same process."
The Investment
One practitioner. Eight weeks. Your body specifically.
for the full 1:1 container: prep, cleanse, integration, and every call in between.
Parasite kit not included. Plan on roughly $100 for your herbal cleanse kit. Both links open Bri's booking page to lock in your spot.
Not sure a cleanse is your first step?
If you've got long-standing patterns like cycles, skin, mood, or digestion that haven't budged no matter what you've tried, cleansing might work better as a later step inside a longer container, not the opener. That's exactly why The Parasite Eviction is also built in as a bonus inside UNSCRIPTED, my personally customized 1:1 immersion. Book a free Tongue Mapping Session and we'll figure out the right order together.
Your Practitioner
Briana Sabaj, LAc, MSTOM
24+ years in Chinese medicine and Five Element theory, in practice since 2002. I ran a brick-and-mortar clinic for 17 years before moving the work online, and now practice as a Chinese Medicine Practitioner and Mentor. The Parasite Eviction comes directly out of that clinical experience, including watching what happens when a good cleanse gets started in the wrong order. That's the terrain I help you map before anything else begins.
Ready When You Are
Your gut has squatters. Let's evict them in the proper order.
$1,497 · 8 weeks · 1:1. Pay in full or use the payment plan, same calls, same access either way.
Questions first? hello@livebytheearth.com
The Parasite Eviction is an educational and supportive Chinese medicine program, not a substitute for medical diagnosis or treatment. If you're pregnant, nursing, taking prescription medication, or managing a diagnosed condition, check with your physician before beginning any cleanse protocol. Individual results vary.